Population | 6.904 billion |
Capital | Xolxanko City |
Leader | Tito Fortunatl |
Currency | pice |
Animal | parrot |
The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.904 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,579 pices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The United Partitions is ranked 238,875th in the world and 142nd in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : The United Partitions's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : The United Partitions endorsed The Presidential Republic of Amestrris.
- : The United Partitions was endorsed by The Presidential Republic of Amestrris.
- : The United Partitions endorsed The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia.
- : The United Partitions was endorsed by The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia.
- : The United Partitions altered its national flag.
- : The United Partitions altered its national flag.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Solaryia, Aizcona, Lesva, Razzgriz, Aeteros, Miklania, Dormill and Stiura, San Jimenez, Costavozka, Segentova, Federated Commonwealth of Selstville, San Montagna, Murab, Linaviar, American Liberal Principalities, Kuvo, Lodestara, Keomora, Najimam, Esterazdravo, Aradas, Vacrus, Thromsa, Agadar, Corindia, Euckedee, Baumes, Lancenshire, Kaskalma, Renet, ReformedAlohaStates, Remodio, Great Altera, Wangano, Rozov, Lotoslovalkia, and Amestrris.